An Apotheosis of a Bombast

Episode 066 - A needle in your eye can make you blind

Once again welcome to An Apotheosis of a Bombast, make yourself at home. This week Scott and Elton talk ghost soldiers, Scooby Doo and does A Nightmare Before Christmas fall under the Halloween or Christmas bracket. In news is Sesame St star Bert gay? 105 tons of Cannabis goes up in smoke and a man tattoos his eyes..... yes, his eyes. The shows rapped up with talk about the Skype lady. Thank you very much for downloading and listening, could we interest you in going to iTunes and giving us a review? or if you like, please join all the crazy fun on the Facebook page. Cheers. Oh and a little aside..... the next LIVE show maybe around the 15 or 16 of November.

Episode 065 - Midlife Crises Are Good

Welcome dear listener.  This week Scott and Elton talk dressing as Hitler, why we removed the baby swinging video from the Facebook page, racism & a racist (fake) advert and talking in your sleep.... are you responsible? Elton takes the Popular Beliefs test. A lady mistakes her eye drops for super glue, did you ever put PVA glue on your hands? and burglars, why don't they put super glue on their fingers? We hope you enjoy the episode.  Please join the Facebook group and spread the love. Cheers.

Episode 064 - Darwin's Theory Hard At Work

Congratulations you lucky lot, you've downloaded a new episode of An Apotheosis of a Bombast and it's bit of a wonderfully weird one. The guys, Elton & Scott, talk phones, a woman putting a cat in a bin, a woman throwing dogs in a river, Elton getting an Xbox..... wait ..wha? Thoughts and abuse on that please. :-) A man in on scooter falling down a lift shaft & Scott comes across cyber squatting. To round up, Elton watched Buried and Devil and posted his first audioboo. Enjoy and spread the love.

Episode 063 - The Badger, Beautiful Animal, Huge Feet

Another episode of Bombast with Scott and Elton is upon us with indulgent chit chat about kids, pens and choice.  Hey, it's going to happen every now and again. The guys discuss a video about 'Baby Swinging' where a man literally swings a baby around his head.  Elton hit a pigeon with his van and so came up with the 'Top 9 most popular animals to hit', and also got to see the film [REC]. Thanks for sticking with us. If you like what you hear then please spread the word, join the Facebook page and visit the Zazzle store. Cheers.

The 'No Win No Fee' Call.

Hello loyal listeners. What you have here is a phone call received by me, Elton, from a company trying to make money on a No Win No Fee basis.  Let's be honest, we've all had these calls. I receive at least one or two a week from people either trying to sell insurance or make money in some way and I'm getting fed up with them but with the aid of a computer and a bit of fast thinking, I'm going to make them more enjoyable. The audio isn't that great but it was recorded in the heat of the moment.  Oh... don't worry, a new episode of An Apotheosis of a Bombast will be out very soon. So sit back, enjoy and consolidate all your existing loans into one easy payment.

Episode 062 - Armageddon Always Comes After Deep Impact

In this weeks episode of An Apotheosis of a Bombast you're invited to join Scott, Elton and the original Guest Producer Matt Cullane as they talk..... well...... stuff. First off Matts' awesome job, college & cows and cow tipping.  In news a P&O Ferry hits stormy weather and a beached Whale is put down with around half a kilo of gelignite.  The guys then dive into suspiciously similar movies. The show is topped off with Conan the Musical. Hopefully you'll enjoy the show and come back for more.  If you do then why not spread the word on Twitter & Facebook. Oh go on. Cheers.

Episode 061 - It's Supposed To Be Fast Food

Holy Cow Bombast listeners!, it's Scott and Elton back with another packed episode of An Apotheosis of a Bombast. So what's in the show? Well come here and you'll see that Elton went camping and saw Inception, Scott has now got an Xbox and name dropped in a bar, crowds & Interludes in the cinema. In news a body is found in a back pack, a man cuts off his penis & a Ghost hunter is hit by a real train. The guys finish off with videos from  'How To' Batman & How it should have ended. So there you have it for another week or so.  Don't spend it all at once. Come join us on the Facebook page or on Twitter, let us know what you think and spread the word.  Cheers.

Episode 050 - Don't Throw Swing Ball Bats At Your Nan

Well here it is. The long awaited big 50 show.  It was LIVE and the guys (Elton & Scott) had a 100% increase in callers. Hey, you can't knock that. So what happened during the show? Well Mr Blake & Mr Thornton called in and discussed the topics on offer, the animals in tv & films is thrashed out and we try to find out if square sausages exist. Enjoy the show, review us in iTunes, get in touch and let us know what you think. Cheers.

Episode 060 - Stick A Fork In Him, He's Done

Welcome listeners to An Apotheosis of a Bombast episode 60. This week Elton & Scott talk podcast tags, 3D films, ARG's and the Yoda backpack.  Elton watched Avatar with his phone in the freezer and he also went for a drink with Darren from The Black Dog Podcast. In News, old people in Tokyo die, a creepy robot is built and a man cooks himself in a sauna. Thank you for listening and please spread the word.

Episode 059 - Enough Is Enuf Is Enuff

Well I hope your eyes are bigger than your belly because this is a ram-packed episode of An Apotheosis of a Bombast.  This week Scott, oh... he's back by the way, and Elton talk men dieing in a parachute jump, a guy bitten by a shark (please check the video out!), is fishing a sport?, Cheerleading, and competitive eaters. In news a ladies car is picked up, double yellow lines are painted underneath, the cars put down.... and then given a ticket.  Workmen also paint lines around a dead badger. The guys finish off with crazy protesters picketing a 'Spelling Bee' That ought to keep you until next week.  Thanks for listening.

Episode 058 - Don't Count Your Legends Before They've Hatched

Scott's on vacation this week so Elton calls upon his brother-in-law, Matthew Nessbach-Antley, to step in. The World Cup is finally put to bed with a little help, Gentle Ben is brought up somehow and Britain's most wanted man die's provoking people to set up R.I.P Facebook pages.  Big thanks going to Ian Collins for letting us use the interview he carried out. To cheer everyone up Matthew and Elton go head to head with......... Rock, Paper, Scissors, Stone, Grenade... & .... Spock?  Then they get down to one of the most important questions ever.... Which came first. Hope you enjoy & please help to spread the word. Cheers.

Episode 057 - Lens Flare is Unnatural

Oh what do we have here?........ yes that's right, it's episode 57 of An Apotheosis of a Bombast. This week Elton watched the new Star Trek film, a man play air guitar and had fun with flies & maggots.  The guys also predict the final of the World Cup. In the news.... the Week in Geek email produces a man with a home made bionic eye, a man races a horse, cars for the blind and the Barefoot bandit.  Scott finishes off with two web sites, Mono Face & Strip Generator. Hope you enjoy.  If you do then please spread the word, visit the Facebook page and join in by posting or emailing stories and websites. Cheers.

Episode 056 - Some People Are Just Simple

Welcome dear listener, you join our guys, Elton & Scott, as emails are read on T.V, test results come in and USA are dumped out of the World Cup......  we're sure there was another team that was found out and made to look like a bunch of school boys.....erm... ah yes, England. In news you'll get a woman who hurt herself by blowing a horn, the naked cowboy is not pleased with the naked cowgirl?!? and a couple of drunk Australian guys shoot each other to see if it'll hurt. The web sites thrown at you are the music based Jam Legend & Incredibox. Enjoy you lucky lot.

Episode 055 - What Would MacGyver Do?

In this episode of An Apotheosis of a Bombast, the guys touch on everything from cosplay to Mythbusters to Jake Lloyd (who? he's the kid who played young Darth Vader in the Phantom Menace) to death clocks and more. Elton brings us home with some stories from the news about amputations. Sounds like fun, eh? Give it a listen... enjoy... dig through the old episodes... and when you're done come back for more. We'll leave the light on for you.

Episode 054 - His Head Exploded!

Well, where do we start?  How about Scott goes to see his Dr, The Expendables & Super 8 are coming, England draw 1-1 with USA & Elton sees Stormtroopers. In the news a lady sues Google for giving her directions, a back seat driver shoots his driver & kids are smoking.  Oh and the Xbox slim is released. The guys finish with a character name game. Don’t forget to mail, tweet, and Facebook us. Thanks, have fun, and please spread the word.