An Apotheosis of a Bombast

The Bombast World Cup Draw

With the World Cup literally hours away, the guys thought it was about time they paired the listeners names with competing countries. So they did. Hopefully everyone will enjoy the team they are paired with 'cause, to be honest, you're literally stuck with them. :-) Very soon there will be a list on the Facebook page for you to look, point and laugh over. Join us again next week, we won't be letting the World Cup take over the show so no need to fear, as we resume our outlook on all things weird, wonderful, and down right bonkers. Thanks and enjoy.

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Episode 053 - One - Nil to the Bull

If you were a pirate, wouldn't you prefer to have a dagger or even a fork to a hook? What does Bing stand for? These questions bookend a discussion of all kinds of crazy news by Scott and Elton. Enjoy the show as the boys talk about bull fights, Justintv, watching Star Wars, broken legs, virtual reality manslaughter, mini-canons, and much more. Don’t forget to mail, tweet, and Facebook us. Thanks, have fun, and don’t forget to look back at the old episodes!

Episode 052 - Being Eaten From The Inside Is Quite Bad

Hello Bombastards!  How are you?  Good! Anyway, enough about you, this week we have our second Guest Producer.  The one and only Ross Clever from Creeping With Armstrong. This week we touch on Inappropriate Mr.Men names, choose your own adventure books and Wacky Races, remember them? In news, has the Voyager 2 space probe been taken over by Aliens?, a jelly baby doing a rude thing, an Eel eats a man & a randy Kangaroo. We also have a go at listening to a high pitched sound. Hope that’s enough for you.  Don’t forget to hit the Facebook page, mail us @ bombastpodcast@gmail.com or tweet us. Enjoy.

Episode 051 - A Food Processor Can Arouse A Woman

A nice and short episode this week. Elton & Scott record as Britain gets a new Prime Minister. In other news, Wii Fit turns a woman into a sex addict, A man gets stuck in the mud and a little boy is saved by his ears. In a change to the normal site section, the guys offer you Weird Asia News on Twitter. Don’t forget to mail, tweet and Facebook us. Thanks, have fun and don’t spend it all at once!

Episode 049 - A Foul Stench Should Jog Your Memory

Hello you lucky lot.  Hey guess what.... we have another jammed packed episode for ya! This week ReThinking LOST hits the New York Times, why there’s no cheese rolling this year & an update on a story from last week. In the news we find.... A rogue wave saves a guy, a binman keeps the body of his room mate for ten years, the Human Centipede, a towel folding robot & Stephen Hawking warns us personally about Aliens. Finished off with a bit of Kokology. Please join the Facebook page and post some stories.  If you do we'll be your best friend forever! Thanks for listening.

Episode 048 - Your Days Of Uncomfortable Nights Are Over

Woohoo! Yes thats right you wonderful lot, this is another episode of An Apotheosis of a Bombast.  Your should be proud of yourself. This week Scott & Elton talk stories, apocalypse & Zombies, should they walk or run. In the news a lady wakes up with a Chinese accent, the Sunmaid raisin girl tarts up, hear about the coolest Granddad ever, a fake book review and a surgeon cuts off a little too much. We finish with the Girlfiend body pillow..... mmmmmm soft! Don't forget to email or tweet us, and you can also use the Facebook page to post news/websites that you'd like us to cover Thanks for listening.

Episode 047 - I'd be a yogurt man for 4.5 million

At last, another episode of the Bombast Podcast. Thank you for sticking with us. This week, we share some news stories and interesting links. What really matters is that Scott hates smart quotes and Elton found a cat... or at least part of a cat. Oh, we're just kidding - there's lot's more that matters than that in this episode (dead people on airplanes, sandwiches with no bread, Arnold Schwarzenegger quotes, and more), so go ahead and push play... or should we say to go ahead and "push" play?

Episode 046 - Migraines Suck!

Welcome to a new edition of Bombast.  This week Elton records with a migraine in remission & Scott vents. In news we all survive the Large Hadron Collider starting up, talk Time Travel & study the portions in the Last Supper.  Find a child with 11 extra fingers and toes, watch a car dragged down a motorway by a lorry and finish off with a couple of web sites relating to Peeps. Please keep in touch by either email (bombastpodcast@gmail.com), twitter or the Facebook page where we encourage you to leave news stories you want us to cover or any feed back. You should also be able to listen to this episode there. Anyway, enjoy and thank you for your support.

Episode 045 - Mind Your Butt

Congratulations! You've found episode 45 of An Apotheosis of a Bombast.  Well done. This week Elton asks if 3" is a lot & offers to pay for your name change.  Feedback has been received from Ross (Creeping with Armstrong) in the shape of a Jet pack video and an armored golf cart article. Bad things happen to people in the news.  A man falls down a lift shaft, a lady drives home with another lady......... half way through her windscreen, a quadriplegic man falls at an AC/DC gig, toys go on holiday and a man is washed up on a beach with total memory loss although Elton thinks he's from the future. This weeks site is about the top 10 recurring dreams during which we break the news that cheese rolling has been canceled. Enjoy you wonderful lot! oh and iTunes reviews are always welcome. Just saying ;-)

Episode 044 - God Is The Number 3 Web Slinger

Hello all you wonderful listeners, how are you? ...... Good. This week Scott & Elton get through subjects which are more than nine fold.  These include Wembley, Eric the Eel, Buy your own Jet pack, Jedi flash mobs, a Bollywood horror movie, TV adverts are too loud,a man stuck on a ski lift, & robots. The episode is finished off with a look through the site Comic vine. And to think that Battleships is played the whole way through! Once again thank you very much for listening, you are all totally wicked. Enjoy and please spread the word.

Episode 043 - There's a thing on this thing ...

February has become special guest month at the Bombast Podcast, as Scott and Elton are visited by another family member, Scott's son - Jay. Join the three for a laugh-filled exploration of Star Wars, a special parenting moment by Scott as he encourages Jay (and Elton) to send fan mail to their favorite celebrities, and a challenging "pick the fake news story" quiz by Elton. Thanks for listening. We hope you enjoy this episode, and please do heed Scott's advice and reach out to your favorite podcast celebrities (*cough* us).

Episode 042 - .....and the winner is.

Welcome listener to a special edition of Bombast.  Illness has struck Scott and Elton but thats not going to stop us from getting an episode to you. Elton & Amanda 'Boudoir' take you through orange flavoured Smarties, Aliens in Rye, turning into a fly & can 7 year olds beat you up? They also get around to drawing the winner of the Bombast Human. Hope you enjoy. Continue to write to us, tweet @ us, and let us know you’re out there. Don’t be afraid to look through the old episodes - there’s a lot of good stuff there. Contact us: email: bombastpodcast at gmail.com Twitter (Elton): eltonmcmanus Twitter (Scott): shc1970 Facebook: Amanda Facebook: An Apotheosis of a Bombast

Episode 041 - Smoking Whilst Riding Can Damage Your Health

Welcome listener to this weeks edition of Bombast. Hey guess what..... Elton and Scott discuss what the collective word for people listening to the show would be.... hmmm?  They also talk sausage roll Facebook pages, how much milk should you put on your cereal & games you should play with your partner. In news, A mans cigarette explodes whilst riding a motorbike & a peeping tom is caught..... at a strip club. For the site this week, Virtual NES is looked at and played. Thank you for checking the show out, if you have any news, comments, feedback or general chit-chat then please email us: bombastpodcast@googlemail.com Reviews in iTunes are always welcome. A big thank you to everyone whos already done so. Thank you, enjoy and spread the word.

Episode 040 - A Warm Bed Is A Happy Bed

Hello all you lovely, lovely people and welcome to another edition of Bombast. In this weeks episode we have a man telling jokes, we close the Bombast Human contest & answer an audioboo. In our news, Elton bought a sofa, spiders fell from a tree, yawning and counting teeth. In other news, a dictionary is removed due to oral sex, a man 'marries' a Nintendo character & we now have human bed-warmers. We then hit up a couple of T-shirts websites. Thank you for checking the show out, if you have any news, comments, feedback or general chit-chat then please email us: bombastpodcast@googlemail.com Thank you, enjoy and spread the word.

Episode 039 - Some Monkeys Like It

Well, it's taken almost a year but here we are with our very first Live Call-in show.  And guess what.... we had a caller! We got to speak to him and everything! But before we get into that, if and when we go Live again you can find us in the Ustream room where you can join the chat room and listen live.  Once there we'll let you know what line to Skype us on.  If things go well then we'll upgrade to a phone number. Any future shows will be topic based call-ins so please feel free to join in, remember we (we = Elton) are more scared of you, than you are of us. :-) Anyway..... Elton creates podcasting history by eating Christmas cake, we set out a couple of topics. Scott is nearly crushed by a compactor, Rick from Starbase 66 calls, Big spiders, predictions run free. If you pee in a pool does it turn purple? We finish with Police sledging on riot shields. Thank you for listening, hope you enjoy.  Please spread the word. Cheers